Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

mattsexpinosaaa:

relaapse:

danidollfacex:

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

I tried to scroll too..

don’t do it.

You can’t just scroll past. It could mean life or death for one more person.

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nessydesu:

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

no. you’re lying to me. this isn’t real.

(Source: stregheria, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

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troylersupershipper:

tilly-oakley:

Put headphones in, close your eyes, and imagine yourself sitting in an arena - it’s huge. There’s thousands of fans screaming as Troye’s voice fills the arena.

All rights go to troyesivan

thanks to my friend @tyleroakley for reminding me about the end ;)

REBLOGGED 3 TIMES BUT IM CRYING SO MUCH GOD BLESS U

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chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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vohnx:

queeniman:

janemba:

koolthing:

hallekiefer:

chamberlain:

Iggy Azalea Ft. Charli XCX - “Fancy”

DEMO VERSION, NO AUTOTUNE! SUPER RARE!!!

This is SO good

dead

YAAAS go awf iggy!!

OMFG

Yas bitch the real you 

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When the Troyler Collabs goes up, can we please just not post anything that has to do with it for an hour and freak Troye and Tyler the fuck out?

troyestouch:

t-r-o-y-l-e-r-e-l-l-a:

okaytroylerokayzalfie:

ourtroylerinfinityy:

t-r-o-y-l-e-r-e-l-l-a:

trxyesquiff:

yesss and we plan a time that we all come on and just freak the flip out

This is the best idea ever.

see, i think this is a brilliant idea, but…

(Source: cristeenie, via whoistroyeanyway)


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lookingfortronler:

What is meaning for you “YouTuber”?

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:
“ can-u-not-my-wayward-son:
“ why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
”
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
”
alstor:
“ dekarichan:
“ it never ends
”
My whole life in a gif.
”

2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

useless-worthless-nobody:

azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

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onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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hatos:
“ fronk-jaeger:
“ heard u talkin shit like i wouldnt find out
” ”


onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

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steviedee-deactivated20150101 asked: Unfollow :) you're annoying, conceited and extremely negative.

tyleroakley:

Sorry you feel that way! I use my blog to post things I enjoy, help promote things that I spend a lot of time creating, and to share my true opinions - whether positive or negative - with people who might want to have a discussion about whatever the topic may be. I understand if you want to unfollow - it makes sense if you don’t have a similar taste in the things I enjoy.

To be honest, I wouldn’t judge someone based on a blog, but if I did, I’d say you’re not a perfect person either. Have a great day!

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dw:

me after i shave

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(Source: fake, via sarcastic-snowflake)


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